Either my paychecks need to be larger or my expensive taste needs to disappear. Clearly my paychecks need to be larger; and I’d be a fool if I ever thought my expensive taste in clothes will disappear. As summer approaches and the articles of clothing begin to fly off our pasty, white, Elmer’s glue bodies, my need for shorts increases. UO has a bunch of plain shorts. Some are cool, most are just cut-off jeans. Unfortunately for me, Opening Ceremony has shorts that cost nearly as much as my starving paychecks and have the look I want! Feast your eyes! And if you’re feeling really generous, My birthday is May 2nd. -Steven