It’s almost June 24th (aka: GRADUATION DAY). Normally I’d say that I can’t wait to graduate to no longer see the swarm of douche I’ve been going to school with for what seems like forever. While that is VERY true, my new desire to graduate isn’t to just get up and go. I want graduation presents. I don’t want a macbook (i’ll pay for that myself). I don’t want to go on a cruise (I like road trips better). What I want? Some new fucking BLING. I don’t want some guido’d Jesus cross necklace with 10,000 diamonds—usually the most unholy of people wear them anyway, ha. I want a big, sexy ring. Specifically a David Yurman ring. They are unique, and I have been eyeing these beauties for quite some time. While I can’t have all of them, maybe not even one of them, it’s nice to dream, right? Of these 5, the 5th one is by far my favorite. Only $5,200. NBD. -Steven